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Monday, March 6, 2023

Pontius Pilate lizard (C***** Aplenty)


March 2023

As this year’s award season gets underway, there’s a growing movement to get rid of the genders categories of best actor and best actress, and instead call them best actor and best actor who got paid less. —Colin Jost

Biologists in Florida are warning that the Jesus Christ lizard, named for its ability to run on water, could spread harmful diseases to humans. They hope to control the population by introducing a Pontius Pilate lizard. —Colin Jost

It was reported that the James Bond books are being rewritten to eliminate offensive material. So now the character Pussy Galore will now be called Cooter Aplenty. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

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