Especially the add where they claim their burgers have a wet a** patty (What are the odds?)

March 2023

A new trend among younger workers is Bare Minimum Monday, in which they do as little as possible on the first day of the work week. While a new trend among World War II veterans is realizing that their sacrifice meant nothing. —Colin Jost

Some owners of McDonald’s franchises are concerned about a campaign partnership with Cardi B. Especially the add where they claim their burgers have a wet ass patty. —Colin Jost

Donald Trump accused Ron DeSantis of wanting to cut Social Security and Medicare and called the Florida governor a wheelchair-over-the-cliff kind of guy. Wheelchair over the cliff is also how Melania will finally get rid of him. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”