“Looking at the political jockeying following the catastrophic train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio. This feels like watching your parents fight in the kitchen and they’re both being idiots for different reasons. Republicans, listen to me. You guys love deregulation, but suddenly you now care about rail safety? A little ironic. Also, you really think Joe Biden taking a tragedy selfie would make the situation any better?
As for the Democrats. As of now, March 1, there is zero indication that Trump’s policy caused this whole derailment. So you cannot touchdown dance. And also, what the fuck are you guys doing? How do you guys fumble the optics game every time? Why didn’t you send Joe Biden to take a tragedy selfie? Even a moron like Donald Trump managed to do it. Trump pulled up to McDonald’s and started handing out hats and Happy Meals.
Democrats, you waited three weeks and you sent Pete Buttigieg dressed like Bob the Builder? He’s the 12th man on your depth chart. Now here’s the real issue: nobody should be trying to win a train derailment. We had about five seconds of empathy before this whole thing turned into another partisan prize fight.” —Hasan Minhaj
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
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and Orwell’s 1984.”
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