“We are bracing for the start of CPAC, the Republican convention which stands for Clowns Periodically Assembling in Convention centers and offered a chance for the far right to get together and share crazy thoughts. They started it with the traditional 21 assault rifle salute, and the pledge of allegiance to Donald Trump.
The conference includes real panels like no Chinese balloons above Tennessee, sacking the woke playbook, parents with pitchforks, the Biden crime family and MySpeech by MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell. I guess his rabies test came back negative, and he’s able to speak at this event.
To buy a general admission ticket, which cost $295, purchasers had to sign a waiver releasing CPAC from liability with respect to Covid. This is the same group of Republicans who say Covid is a joke, make you sign a waiver so they’re not responsible if you die from that joke. Perfect.
One notable absence from this year’s CPAC is former vice-president Mike Pence. The last time a big group of these Maga monkeys got together, they tried to hang him, so he opted out.” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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