This is what we have been training for, people! Let's go! (Hillary Clinton ran past him into the Oval Office)

May 2014

"What must it be like to work at a rehab facility and you see Toronto Mayor Rob Ford walk through the door? I can imagine: red lights start flashing, a siren goes off, someone yells, 'This is what we have been training for, people! Let's go!'" –Jimmy Kimmel

"A new report says that global warming could cause Boston to end up completely underwater. Bostonians say, 'We're OK with that as long as it happens when the Yankees are in town.' They hate them that much." –Conan O'Brien

"They are reopening the Washington monument. The thing has been shut down for the last two years – like the Obama administration." –David Letterman

"During his visit to the White House, the President of Uruguay lectured President Obama about the dangers of smoking. Then, when Obama said 'Oh, I quit,' Hillary Clinton ran past him into the Oval Office." –Seth Meyers

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