a movie that had way more nudity than they were expecting (Definition of Sin)

June 2022

“Cassidy Hutchinson’s testimony, the former Trump White House aide’s statements on Tuesday were so powerful that Fox News hosts appeared speechless on air, specifically a long, awkward pause during a broadcast with Bret Baier, Sandra Smith and John Roberts. They couldn’t settle on a coherent narrative the way they usually do. They just cycled through a bunch of different lines, from screaming about media bias to claiming everyone knows Trump gets angry to dismissing Hutchinson as a low-level staffer who supposedly had ulterior motives. Oof. That’s like when you get in the car with your parents after they took you to a movie that had way more nudity than they were expecting.” —Seth Meyers

“I also like how they all act like the question was for the other person: ‘John, why don’t you go ahead?’ [imitating Fox News hosts] ‘I’m sorry, are you talking to me John or the cameraman John?’ ‘Sandra, do you want to take this one?’ ‘Oh, sorry, I couldn’t hear you. Why don’t you go ahead, Bret?’ ‘No, no, no, no, no, no. Ladies first.’” —Seth Meyers

“So on the one hand, as an unprecedented constitutional crisis was unfolding, there were people like Cassidy Hutchinson who were at least paying attention and asking questions. And then on the other hand, there were guys like Mark Meadows, who was just totally zonked and pretending nothing was happening. Dude was just scrolling on his phone, ignoring pleas for help like a lifeguard at a swimming pool who has one guess left in Wordle.”  —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”