Who the hell let him out of his car seat? (or I could steal a car from the Secret Service)

June 2022

“The latest January 6th hearings have been insane, after Cassidy Hutchinson, a Trump aide, testified that the former president hurled his lunch against the wall in anger, lunged at a Secret Service agent and attempted to grab the steering wheel of the presidential limousine so that he could join the rioters at the Capitol. I, too, was shocked to hear that Trump threw any of his food away.” —Trevor Noah

“Evidently, the former president breaks a lot of dishes, which is why his handlers make sure his meals are served only in bucket or edible bowl.” —Stephen Colbert

“I mean you’ve got to admit, though, fighting your own Secret Service agent is genius on Trump’s part — he’s hitting the one person who can’t hit back. Yeah, they can punch back but then they’ve got to jump in front of their own punch.” —Trevor Noah

“When grabbing the steering wheel didn’t work, he grabbed the car by the [expletive].” —Chelsea Handler

“Immediately the agents were like, ‘Who the hell let him out of his car seat?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Not to victim blame, but this is on the Secret Service, all right? You had four years to Trump-proof that vehicle — you knew who you were dealing with. There should have been a toy steering wheel in the passenger seat the whole time. Just let him think he’s driving and go back to the West Wing anyway.” —Trevor Noah

“This whole thing shows you how lazy Trump is. The Capitol is like two miles away. Everyone else walked there. But Trump was like ‘I could walk there, I could walk … or I could steal a car from the Secret Service.’” —Trevor Noah

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