Something tells me this isn’t the first time Rudy has exaggerated the size of something (And just like nails, he’s always hammered)

June 2022

“Folks, speaking of January 6th plotters, this weekend Rudy Giuliani was assaulted by a grocery store worker on Staten Island. Before I go any further, before I say anything else, let me say that Rudy Giuliani is fine, other than the fact that he remains Rudy Giuliani.” —Stephen Colbert

“Something tells me this isn’t the first time Rudy has exaggerated the size of something.” —Chelsea Handler

“You think that’s what being shot feels like? No wonder you’re not concerned about guns. That wasn’t a slap. That was a Little League coach saying, ‘You’ll get ’em next time.’” —Seth Meyers

“After the video evidence came out, the D.A. released the assailant, who also had the charges against him reduced. They’ve gone from felony assault down to back-tap with intent to ‘Hey!’” —Stephen Colbert

“Rudy remains undaunted. His son, Andrew, and his load-bearing teeth say we don’t have to worry about Rudy because he’s ‘tough as nails.’ And just like nails, he’s always hammered.” —Stephen Colbert

“Tonight I join the millions of Americans who are outraged over the supreme court’s decision to overturn Roe v Wade, which left the right to bodily autonomy incinerated by a corrupt gang of unaccountable, rightwing theocrats who definitely think the Scarlet Letter was a comedy.” —Seth Meyers

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