I’m not sure that he knows where babies come from (whether it’s a gun or a baby, you’re carrying something)

June 2022

“What the court appears to be doing now is mandating its own moral code. Of course, they might argue ‘No it didn’t – we specifically ended our opinion by saying we return the issue of abortion to the people’s elected representatives.’ Have you met the people’s elected representatives?! I have! Louis Gohmert is one of them. I’m not sure that he knows where babies come from.” —Stephen Colbert

“But even the fact that we got a leaked copy almost eight weeks ago did not emotionally prepare the country for last Friday’s seismic shift in the political landscape, as the decision eliminated, for the first time in history, an established constitutional right involving autonomy over one’s body. And having more personal rights is kinda America’s whole thing. We invented it. Americans having rights taken away is like KFC changing its slogan from ‘We Do Chicken Right’ to ‘There Is No Constitutional Right to Chicken’.” —Stephen Colbert

“So, reproductive rights in America lasted for less time than The Young and the Restless. Jack Abbott’s evil twin is going to be so shocked when he comes out of his fifth coma.” —Stephen Colbert

“Everyone is talking about the Supreme Court after they made some pretty major decisions over the last few days, and let me just sum it up for you: They basically said whether it’s a gun or a baby, you’re carrying something.” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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