At this point I’d probably have more rights if my vagina was an AR-15 (1 in 6 American children live in poverty)

June 2022

“I will be here all week long, or at least until Republicans make it illegal for women to talk. Jimmy is off right now doing whatever the [expletive] he wants with his body.” —Chelsea Handler

“Remember like five days ago when Fox News told us the biggest threat facing America was drag queens? That was cute.” —Chelsea Handler

“At this point I’d probably have more rights if my vagina was an AR-15.” —Chelsea Handler

“And yet Republicans intend to press further, as the House minority leader, Kevin McCarthy, made clear on Friday: ‘We will continue to look wherever we can go to save as many lives as possible.’ Sure, just as long as that life doesn’t need baby formula, affordable healthcare, or a place to learn without getting shot.” —Chelsea Handler

“Not only has this decision further divided our country, most families now have two separate group texts going: one with relatives who support the rights of women and one with the relatives who live in Florida.” —Chelsea Handler

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”