a missed opportunity for a legendary G.I. Jane joke (Have you been injured in an accident?’)

April 2022

Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky made a televised speech during Sunday’s Grammy Awards. It was a heartfelt impassioned plea to help the people of Ukraine but a missed opportunity for a legendary G.I. Jane joke. —Colin Jost

A personal injury attorney in Florida allegedly drove her car into four people. Said the attorney, ‘Have you been injured in an accident?’ —Colin Jost

A new lawsuit accuses Burger King of falsely advertising their Whoppers as bigger than what people actually get. It’s the same accusation made in the case of Women vs Michael Che. —Colin Jost

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