I for one thought that it would never come (it will make you harder than trigonometry)

November 2021

An 81 year old pharmacist in Pennsylvania was arrested for allegedly trading drugs for sexual favors. Wow, so Bill Cosby’s a pharmacist now, huh? —Michael Che

Democrat Terry McAuliffe lost to republican Glenn Youngkin in the Virginia governor’s race. But on the bright side, losers from Virginia usually get a statue. —Michael Che

The republican victory in Virginia’s governor’s race was fueled by support from white women who didn’t go to college. Which just so happens to be the exact group I target on Tinder. —Michael Che

Pfizer announced that it has developed an antiviral pill that can reduce hospitalization among Covid patients by nearly 90%, and even better, it will make you harder than trigonometry. —Michael Che

Steven Sweeney the New Jersey state senate president lost his reelection bid in an upset to a truck driver named Edward Durr. Coincidentally, Durr is also the New Jersey state motto. —Michael Che

National Impotency Awareness Month began on Monday and I for one thought that it would never come. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”