Our top story tonight, like it’s been for as long as I can remember, infrastructure. Last night congress passed President Biden’s $1.2 Trillion infrastructure bill, which should be enough to clean as many as two of LaGuardia’s bathrooms. —Colin Jost
A high school principal has apologized for unsportsmanlike conduct for the schools football team after they beat another team 106-0. Apology accepted, said the Jets. —Colin Jost
It was reported that mothers in California are trying to pass on Covid-19 antibodies to their children by making them smoothies with their breast milk. Oh sure, but when I ask for that I get escorted out of Jamba Juice. —Colin Jost
Former President Donald Trump was filmed doing the Tomahawk Chop at a World Series game in Atlanta. Native American groups said that they found it extremely offensive to see their culture associated with someone who can’t even run a successful casino. —Colin Jost
More than 30,000 people were locked in Shanghai Disneyland after one visitor tested positive for Covid. So let this be a lesson to all you kids out there. If you aren’t more careful about Covid, you’ll end up living at Disneyworld. —Colin Jost
A TikTok went viral of a squirrel who appeared to be holding hands with a woman. See, it’s like Che always said, gay marriage is a slippery slope. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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