“It is Veterans Day here in the United States, the day on which we honor the men and women who served and fought in wars to defend our country so the rest of us can fight on Facebook.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The closest most of us have come to a war zone is shopping on Black Friday at T.J. Maxx.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yup, the only people who have seen more combat than you guys are flight attendants on Southwest.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I remember telling my dad that I thought a life in uniform might be right for me, so he went out and got me a job application for Pizza Hut.” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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