after which he will be remanded into the custody of Dancing With the Stars (The Shaman-Shank Redemption)

November 2021

“Jacob Chansley, the infamous insurrectionist known as the QAnon Shaman who took part in the Capitol attack on Jan. 6, is probably not gonna be storming anything any time soon. This week, prosecutors suggested that Chansley be sentenced to more than four years in prison for his role in the incursion, which would be the most severe punishment yet for a participant. Prosecutors are recommending 51 months behind bars, after which he will be remanded into the custody of ‘Dancing With the Stars.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Weird to think the QAnon Shaman could get four years in prison when the guy who encouraged him to do it could get four more years in the White House.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“And also, can we stop calling him a shaman now? I mean, that would make half the fans at the Buffalo Bills game shamans too.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I support a four-year prison sentence for any adult wearing a costume.” —James Corden

“They’re asking for three years for the riot, and an extra year because he used to be in an improv group.” —James Corden

“He may be going to prison for years. Even worse, they’re also making a movie about all of this: ‘The Shaman-Shank Redemption.’” —James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”