He told everyone in Gomorrah there were half-off TVs at the Sodom Best Buy (slowly turning into a rat palace)

November 2021

“There are warnings from health experts that the US could face a fifth wave of the coronavirus. No! No more waves, science. I was promised a normal holiday season. The family dinners on Thanksgiving, the carolers on Christmas, the fights on Black Friday, as God intended. That’s how god destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah – he told everyone in Gomorrah there were half-off TVs at the Sodom Best Buy.” —Stephen Colbert

“A fifth wave would not sweep the country equally, as the hardest-hit areas also have the lowest vaccination rates. Well, yeah – at this point, staying unvaccinated is like wearing a Yankees hat to a Red Sox game. You’re probably going to end up in a hospital and it’s your own damn fault.” —Stephen Colbert

“In a crossover of pandemic/environmental despair news, the National Academy of Sciences journal published a study that found the world created about 8 Million tons of plastic pandemic waste, much of which is now in the ocean. That is shocking and that is wrong. In New York, we don’t throw our trash in the ocean! We put it where it belongs: piled on the sidewalk, where it stays forever, slowly turning into a rat palace.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”