when he came out of the womb and snapped his own umbilical chord (down the street from the Pakistani military academy)

"Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff. The woman's husband became suspicious when he realized she was the first maid to make $1 million a year." -Jay Leno

"Arnold kept this secret for more than 10 years. You know how he did it? He moved the woman and child into an apartment right down the street from the Pakistani military academy." -Jay Leno

"Mitt Romney raised $10 million. That's a dollar for every position he's had on healthcare." -Jay Leno

"There have been rumors going around for years now about a half Austrian, half Mexican baby – who could bench-press a Ford Expedition." –Jimmy Kimmel

"I mean – when he came out of the womb and snapped his own umbilical chord – you'd think that would be a sign." –Jimmy Kimmel

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