It's hard enough to hide porn from one wife (I think she worked on Arnold's staff)

May 2011

"The Navy SEALs found a massive stash of porn in Osama bin Laden's bedroom. Must have been tricky. It's hard enough to hide porn from one wife." –Craig Ferguson

"Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a lovechild back in 2003. To be fair, Arnold has been taking financial responsibility for the child: education, health care … everything he's taken away from every other child in California." –Craig Ferguson

"Arnold is already coming up with excuses. He said he was just auditioning to be the next head of the IMF." –Craig Ferguson

"I guess 'love child' is a nicer term than 'OK-Maria's-asleep child.' The woman was an employee. I'm not sure what she did, but I think she worked on Arnold's staff." –Craig Ferguson

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