On George W. Bush: ''You've performed so poor, I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a sh*tty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes. On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon, and the city of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country, I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, 'Take a hint.''' —Bill Maher
The Oscars are on Sunday. It’s our big day out here in Los Angeles when the most fabulous successful people get just a little more. It’s our version of a republican tax cut. —Bill Maher
We saw that what went on in Iowa. Democrats are ready on day one to trip over their own dick. You know not everything needs an app. The Democrats had this great idea. Let’s give brand-new technology to a bunch of 90 year olds voting in a barn. —Bill Maher
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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