If he does win, it will be one heck of a victory party (I had just the opposite experience)

May 2011

"Ron Paul announced that he will run for president, and he supports the legalization of prostitution and heroin. If he does win, it will be one heck of a victory party." -Conan O'Brien

"Donald Trump is not running for president. The whole thing was a publicity stunt? Really?" -David Letterman

“Donald Trump says that NBC talked him into staying. That's funny because I had just the opposite experience." -David Letterman

"Al-Qaida has a new leader. Experts are calling him a temporary leader - and so is SEAL Team 6. " -David Letterman

"It's quite a success story for the new leader. He worked his way up all the way from the mail bomb room." -David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”