that's what happens when you marry outside of your species (so 66 of the virgins are still on standby)

“Osama Bin Laden had Viagra in his medicine cabinet, but he didn’t take any with him into the afterlife, so 66 of the virgins are still on standby." –David Letterman

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife are separating. She'll get the house in Malibu and he'll be moving back to Skull Island." –David Letterman

"They gave it a shot, but that's what happens when you marry outside of your species." –David Letterman

"Arnold is being a guy about it, saying 'I'll be back — for my things.'" –David Letterman

"Pakistan has 3 of Osama’s wives: Ivana, Marla and Melania." –David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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