Joe Biden rejected the idea of testifying in the impeachment trial saying, “I want no part of that.” While his son Hunter Biden said, “Wait, how much does it pay?” —Colin Jost
Rudy Giuliani launched a podcast called Rudy Giuliani Common Sense. It’s the first podcast ever recorded and uploaded accidentally from a pants pocket.
—Colin Jost
Derek Jeter was voted into the Hall of Fame by the Baseball Writer’s Association but was one vote shy of aa unanimous decision. In case you were wondering if Derek Jeter ever slept with a baseball writer’s wife. —Colin Jost
A popular porn website has suffered a massive data breach that exposed users’ identities and credit card numbers. “Wait, which porn site,” said your husband just now. —Colin Jost
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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