Well, why not make it zero hours, said Mitch McConnell (best use of stretch pants)

Finally, a strange woman was stopped by security after entering Kamala Harris's Malibu property. Turns out it was just Kamala, but no one had ever seen her sober. —Greg Gutfeld 

Bernie Sanders just introduced a bill to reduce the work week to 32 hours. Well, why not make it zero hours, said Mitch McConnell. —Greg Gutfeld

The 78th annual Emmy Awards are airing right now on NBC. And once again, The View who won for best use of stretch pants. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

that's what happens when you marry outside of your species (so 66 of the virgins are still on standby)

“Osama Bin Laden had Viagra in his medicine cabinet, but he didn’t take any with him into the afterlife, so 66 of the virgins are still on standby." –David Letterman

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife are separating. She'll get the house in Malibu and he'll be moving back to Skull Island." –David Letterman

"They gave it a shot, but that's what happens when you marry outside of your species." –David Letterman

"Arnold is being a guy about it, saying 'I'll be back — for my things.'" –David Letterman

"Pakistan has 3 of Osama’s wives: Ivana, Marla and Melania." –David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

You know what they found the last time Bush had a colonoscopy? (His Head)

"Tomorrow, President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy. You know what they found the last time Bush had a colonoscopy? His head." --Jay Leno

"While he is under, they will temporarily transfer power to Dick Cheney. Well, good luck getting that power back. By noon tomorrow, he will have invaded Iran, Syria and Malibu." --Jay Leno

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulsecollectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans