You’re telling me the United States can’t figure out how to remove a crazy dictator? We’ve been practicing all over the world for 100 years. We’re kind of famous for it. That would be like Jamaica forgetting how to unwind. —Michael Che
Trump is so confident he’s going to win he’s using Jeffrey Epstein’s lawyer to represent him. Talk about credibility. Who’s his character witness? R. Kelly? —Michael Che
The US Navy has for the first time ever named an aircraft carrier in honor of an African-American sailor. And he must have been pretty brave joining the navy not knowing how to swim. I’m just kidding. The ship will be called the USS Guy From the Village People. —Michael Che
According to a new report, in 257 years, women around the world will be paid the same as men. So stop complaining. —Michael Che
A goat has been born in India, with a genetic deformity that makes it look like it has a human face. “Wow! Crazy. How did that happen,” said a lonely farmer.
—Michael Che
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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