"Newt Gingrich announced that he's running for president on Twitter and Facebook. I think his concession speech will be on YouTube." –David Letterman
"Apparently Osama bin-Laden took a lot of Viagra. That's why they thought he was armed." –David Letterman
"Apparently Osama bin-Laden took a lot of Viagra. That's why they thought he was armed." –David Letterman
"After 25 years Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver are separating. She said, 'I'll give you 25 years to learn to speak English. If not, we're done.'" –Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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