Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Nose job (I Call It Common Sense)

"A TSA screener in Kansas City is facing criticism for giving a pat-down to an 8-month-old baby. You don't pat down a baby! You stick him in a tray and run him through the X-ray machine." –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House announced that the $50 million reward for Osama bin Laden's whereabouts won't be going to anyone. Then China was like, 'Wanna bet?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Moammar Gadhafi hasn't been seen since April 30. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Nose job." –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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