We will fight you until the end! Of May! (who have you shot for us lately?)

"President Obama's approval ratings have already started to go down again. We're so fickle. Basically, we're saying, who have you shot for us lately?" –Jimmy Kimmel

"In Iran 25 of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's associates have been arrested and charged with being magicians and being able to summon genies. So if you’re keeping score at home, it’s believe in genies 1, believe in Holocaust 0." –Jimmy Kimmel

"I read that Apple just became the most valuable brand in the world. Which explains why today, the Treasury replaced the U.S. dollar with the iTunes gift card." –Jimmy Fallon

"The Libyan forces fighting Moammar Gadhafi only have about three weeks of funding left. It's kind of hard to intimidate an evil tyrant when you're like, 'We will fight you until the end! Of May!'" –Jimmy Fallon 

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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”