Horton Hears a Helicopter/CBS has the same plan for me/Good Night, Douche

May 2011

"Elisabeth Hasselbeck of 'The View' is writing a children's book about Osama bin Laden's death. She wants to write a book to explain the whole thing to children. No title yet, but I have some suggestions: 'Good Night, Douche,' 'Horton Hears a Helicopter.'" –Craig Ferguson

"They dumped bin Laden's body at sea, and I spoke with some clergymen that said he should be arriving in hell right about now. He would have gotten there sooner, but he had to go through Newark." –David Letterman

"They dumped bin Laden at sea so there would be no shrine. And I just found out that CBS has the same plan for me." –David Letterman

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