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Sunday, March 31, 2019
How Russiagate hacked the brains of America's elite w/ Aaron Maté
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The Duel - SNL
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Saturday, March 30, 2019
Jimmy Dore with Michael Tracey: Independent Reporter Rips Russiagate Peddling Journo's
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Wait, we can win back our houses? (Dude, just pass it)
from November 2010
"The final poll before Election Day shows that 55 percent of Americans plan to vote for Republicans, while 40 percent plan to vote for Democrats. I guess Obama is finally going to get that change he was talking about." –Jimmy Fallon
"It seems most experts are predicting that Republicans will win back the House tomorrow. When Americans heard that they were like, 'Wait, we can win back our houses?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama sent out an e-mail encouraging his supporters to take at least three friends with them to vote. That's not how people vote — that's how women go to the bathroom." –Jimmy Fallon
"California will vote on legalizing marijuana on Tuesday. So thousands of stoners will be at the polls saying, "Dude, just pass it ... and now let's go in and vote on Prop 19." –Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle (there ain't no way that's gonna hit him)
I don't own a cell phone or a pager I just hang around everyone I know all the time. If someone needs to get a hold of me they just say Mitch and I say what and turn my head slightly. --Mitch Hedberg
I like an escalator man because the escalator cannot break it just becomes stairs. --Mitch Hedberg
I play golf I'm not very good at golf. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell Four!, but I was too busy mumbling, “there ain't no way that's gonna hit him.” --Mitch Hedberg
I play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. --Mitch Hedberg
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Why do we have to keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide (None of this is Normal)
I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn't have one so I got a cake. --Mitch Hedberg
I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. “Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we have to keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide.” --Mitch Hedberg
If you are wearing a turtleneck and carrying a backpack, it’s like a weak midget trying to bring you down. --Mitch Hedberg
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut man. I'll just give you the money, you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just cannot imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that I bought a doughnut. --Mitch Hedberg
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LED ZEPPELIN - Communication Breakdown (Live Denmark Radio 1969)
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OASIS - My Generation (Live)
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OASIS - Champagne Supernova (Live)
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OASIS - Supersonic (Live)
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The WHITE STRIPES - I Think I Smell A Rat (Live) (The CUT, Jo Whiley)
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The WHITE STRIPES - 'Death Letter' LIVE (Jo Whiley, The CUT)
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CHARLIE SEXTON - live! The TUBE 1988 - 'Beat's So Lonely'
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Trump Turning The Crazy Up To Eleven in Michigan
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Secular Talk: The Incomprehensibly Scummy & Corrupt Way Big Pharma Is Screwing You
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RT America: Chelsea Manning and the Grand Jury with Jimmy Dore
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RJ Eskow: Invading Iraq: A Timeline of Greed and Lies
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BOMBSHELL: Nevada Politician Just Accused Joe Biden Of Sexually Assault In 2014
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BREAKING: Joe Biden Accused of Inappropriately Kissing & Touching Former Lt. Governor's Candidate
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Jimmy Dore Wins Russiagate - Compilation
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Everything Donald Trump Is an Expert In, According to Him | NowThis
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Friday, March 29, 2019
Jordan Chariton: Trump Attacking Obamacare Again is Gift to Bernie Sanders
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Jimi Hendrix - Stockholm The Wind Cries Mary (Live)
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Four Tops - Reach Out (I'll Be There) (1967)
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Jordan Chariton: Why Jeff Bezos Is The Ultimate Welfare King
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Elvis Presley - Don't Be Cruel
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The Platters - The Great Pretender - (1955)
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The Platters - Only You (And You Alone)
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez TORCHES Republicans on Climate Change
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The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go (Live at Shea Stadium)
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The Clash - London Calling (1979)
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JAMES BROWN - Sex machine 4/24/1971
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James Brown - I Got You (I Feel Good) - Live At The L'Olympia, Paris (1966)
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Secular Talk: Chuck Schumer Throws Ilhan Under The Bus In Gross AIPAC Speech
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James Brown performs "Please Please Please" at the TAMI Show (Live)
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James Brown and The Famous Flames - Out Of Sight
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Ray Charles - I Got A Woman
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as soon as she finds out what gravitas means she will respond, and harshly (Things we can afford)
"Federal investigators have stopped a man named Farooq Ahmed from a terrorist plot against the DC Metro system. You hear about this? Where he planned to bring Washington, DC to a stand still. Hey, you're a little late, okay? After two years of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, John Boehner and Mitch McConnell, we're already there. All right? Mission accomplished." –Jay Leno
"Karl Rove said this week that Sarah Palin does not have the gravitas to be President of the United States. Sarah Palin is furious. She said as soon as she finds out what gravitas means she will respond, and harshly." –Jay Leno
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Her magic army of flying monkeys is looking pretty good (theory of gravitas)
"In an interview on 'Entertainment Tonight' this week, Mary Hart was told by Sarah Palin she may run in 2012 if there was no one to do it. That's not how you run for President. That's how you offer to babysit." –Seth Meyers
"While campaigning in Florida this past weekend, Palin also plugged her upcoming reality show Sarah Palin's 'Alaska.' If you haven't seen it, the entire show takes place in Palin's rear view mirror." –Seth Meyers
"Oh, poor, Meg Whitman. She's losing badly. This week we found out that one of her sons was accused of date rape. And we also found out that Jan Brewer, the Governor of Arizona, one of her sons also in a mental hospital for rape. I don't want to judge these women by their children, but Christine O'Donnell's magic army of flying monkeys is looking pretty good." –Bill Maher
"Sarah Palin said this week she would run for President if no one else would do it. I swear to God. And even Karl Rove said he didn't think it was a good idea for Sarah Palin to run for President. He said, he didn't think she has the gravitas. And Sarah said, 'Oh, really. I don't even believe in the theory of gravitas.'" –Bill Maher
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That's not a job for the president. Where's Joe Biden? (Power of the People)
"President Obama left a campaign event in Rhode Island yesterday saying he had to go home to 'walk the dog and scoop the poop.' That's not a job for the president. Where's Joe Biden?" –Jay Leno
"New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has canceled a train tunnel between New York and New Jersey. As a result, New Yorkers will have to get to New Jersey the same as they always have — by accident." –Jimmy Fallon
"This week senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics. Some of the new rules are pretty tough, like from now on, all bribe money has to be in a clear plastic bag." --Jay Leno
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This is a journalist/This is a corporate shill (the liberal media used two of its favorite tricks)
"An amazing thing. This morning I get up to let the dog out into the backyard. Guess what? President Obama is out there talking about the economy." –David Letterman
"So you probably heard the presidential seal fell off the podium during a recent Obama speech. Know what they found on the back? His birth certificate." –David Letterman
"Delaware Republican senate candidate Christine O'Donnell blamed her campaign's recent troubles on unfair coverage in the "liberal media." Yup, the liberal media used two of its favorite tricks on her: 'Record' and 'Play.'" –Seth Meyers
"In Washington, President Obama's recent speech to a women’s conference was interrupted when his presidential seal on the podium fell off -- two years early." –Seth Meyers
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Secular Talk: Morning Joe Pretends The Media Didn't Botch RussiaGate
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Young Turks: NRA Caught Encouraging Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theorists
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Greg Palast: The REAL Way The Election Was Rigged & Venezuela’s White Supremacist Coup
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Young Turks: Swamp Monster Attacks Progressives
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Secular Talk: Maddow Refuses To Let RussiaGate Go
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Thursday, March 28, 2019
Mike Papantonio: The Plot Thickens in the Dershowitz-Epstein Story
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Young Turks: Joe Biden's Crocodile Tears Over Roll In Anita Hill Hearings
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B-Sides (Ex. Film 3/25/19)
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Madden Indianapolis Colts vs Houston Texans
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a
teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.
paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a
teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.
The age demographic would be
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn
simple and fun way for kids to learn
subjects such as world
history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.
history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it
is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it
is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton
Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton
Offensive
Line
Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
musician The Beatles
LT Nelson Mandela,
South African leader
South African leader
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
Lord and Savior
LG Ringo Starr,
musician The Beatles
musician The Beatles
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
poet
C Muddy Waters,
musician
musician
RG God
RG Winston Churchill,
English Prime Minister
English Prime Minister
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
musician The Beatles
RT George Harrison,
musician The Beatles
musician The Beatles
TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy
wonder
wonder
WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster,
wonder boy
wonder boy
DT Army, Jack Renforth
(RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)
(RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)
HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J.
Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines
Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters
from Star Trek…
Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters
from Star Trek…
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
Performers and popular
culture, Jack Bauer, 24, played by Keifer Sutherland, Nate Fisher, Six Feet
Under, played by Peter Krause.
culture, Jack Bauer, 24, played by Keifer Sutherland, Nate Fisher, Six Feet
Under, played by Peter Krause.
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in
peace.
some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in
peace.
Houston Texans Fantasy
Roster
Roster
Offense
QB Tim Tebow, NFL
QB Deshaun Watson, NFL
QB Colin Kaepernick,
NFL, political activist
NFL, political activist
HB Rick Grimes, The
Walking Dead, played by Andrew Lincoln
Walking Dead, played by Andrew Lincoln
HB Ice Cube, musician
HB Larry Csonka, NFL
HB Martin Luther King,
civil rights leader
civil rights leader
FB Jay Pritchett,
Modern Family, played by Ed O’Neill
Modern Family, played by Ed O’Neill
WR Dave Looper,
skydiving champion (RIP)
skydiving champion (RIP)
WR Deandre Hopkins, NFL
WR Chuck Berry,
musician
musician
WR Watty Watts, Love
and a .45, played by Gil Bellows
and a .45, played by Gil Bellows
WR Lando Calrissian,
Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams
Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams
WR Salem Poor, American
Revolution
Revolution
WR Rufus T. Firefly,
Duck Soup, played by Groucho Marx
Duck Soup, played by Groucho Marx
TE Eric Northman, True
Blood, played by Alexander Skarsgard
Blood, played by Alexander Skarsgard
TE Stephen Colbert,
comedian
comedian
TE David Letterman,
comedian
comedian
TE Ash Tyler, Star
Trek, played by Shazad Latif
Trek, played by Shazad Latif
LT Thurgood Marshall,
Supreme Court justice
Supreme Court justice
LT Jellyroll Morton,
musician
musician
LG Nat Turner, slave
revolt leader
revolt leader
LG John Wayne, actor
C Gerald Black, USAF
(RIP)
(RIP)
C Jean Paul Sarte,
philosopher
philosopher
RG Holden Caulfield,
Catcher in the Rye
Catcher in the Rye
RG Franz Kafka, author
RT Clayton Wood, USN
(RIP)
(RIP)
RT Nelson Mandela,
South African leader
South African leader
Defense
LE David Wood, USMC
LE Ross Poldark,
Poldark, played by Robin Ellis
Poldark, played by Robin Ellis
LE John Shaft, Shaft,
played by Samuel L. Jackson
played by Samuel L. Jackson
LE Big Bill Broonzy,
musician
musician
LE Apollo Creed, Rocky,
played by Carl Weathers
played by Carl Weathers
RE J.J. Watt, NFL
RE Raymond Langston,
CSI, played by Laurence Fishburne
CSI, played by Laurence Fishburne
RE Mahatma Ghandi,
Indian nationalist leader
Indian nationalist leader
RE Vincent Vega, Pulp
Fiction, played by John Travolta
Fiction, played by John Travolta
DT Vince Wolfork, NFL
DT George Foreman,
boxing
boxing
DT Buddy Holly,
musician
musician
DT Albert Camus, author
DT Ernest Hemingway,
author
author
LB Muhammad Ali, boxing
LB Luther Lavay, Any
Given Sunday, played by Lawrence Taylor
Given Sunday, played by Lawrence Taylor
LB Medgar Evers, civil
rights leader
rights leader
LB Bass Reeves,
American Lawman, Old West
American Lawman, Old West
LB Crispus Attucks, American
Revolution
Revolution
LB Max Brunk, surfing
legend
legend
LB Shaka Zulu, leader
of Zulu Kingdom
of Zulu Kingdom
LB Meadowlark Lemon,
Harlem Globetrotters
Harlem Globetrotters
LB Jack Dempsey, boxing
LB Benardrick McKinney,
NFL
NFL
LB Jadeveon Clowney,
NFL
NFL
LB Bo Diddley, musician
LB Will Riker, Star
Trek, played by Jonathan Frakes
Trek, played by Jonathan Frakes
LB Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ
Trek, played by Tim Russ
CB Tom Fitzgerald, USMC
CB Jonathan Joseph, NFL
CB John Lee Hooker,
musician
musician
CB Saul Alinsky, civil
rights leader
rights leader
CB Prince Rogers
Nelson, musician
Nelson, musician
CB Sugar Ray Robinson,
boxing
boxing
CB Robert Johnson,
musician
musician
FS J.D. Salinger,
author
author
FS Augustus Gibbons,
xXx, played by Samuel L. Jackson
xXx, played by Samuel L. Jackson
FS Richard Pryor,
comedian
comedian
FS Xander Cage, xXx,
played by Vin Diesel
played by Vin Diesel
SS Miles Davis,
musician
musician
SS Floyd Patterson,
boxing
boxing
SS Chris Rock, comedian
SS T’Challa, Black
Panther, played by Chadwick Boseman
Panther, played by Chadwick Boseman
Special Teams
K Nigel Gruff, The
Replacements, played by Rhys Ifans
Replacements, played by Rhys Ifans
P Alex Brewster, boy
wonder
wonder
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