Yes, I am your space president/Are there space Muellers? (Or as I call her, Nancy)

In the new Trump tell-all book Team of Vipers, there’s a story that back in 2017, Trump talked to NASA administrators and said, “What’s our plan for Mars?” The administrator explained to the president that by the 2030s, NASA would attempt a manned spaceflight. Colbert as Trump: “But is there any way we could do it by the end of my first term? Also, unrelated question. Can you be subpoenaed in space? Are there space Muellers?” --Stephen Colbert

Trump is willing to do anything to make the Mars thing happen. Colbert as Trump: “But what if I gave you all the money you could ever need to do it? What if we sent NASA’s budget through the roof? And what if, follow me here -- what if we launched the rocket off a big, beautiful wall, and inside the rocket, Nancy Pelosi? Or as I call her, Nancy.” --Stephen Colbert

During NASA’s visit Trump was scheduled to talk to astronauts on the Space Station. Before calling the astronauts, Trump decided to stop in his white-marbled bathroom for one final check in the mirror, smirked, and said to himself, “Space Station, this is your president.” Colbert as Trump: “Yes, I am your space president.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

How come we never see Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and ISIS in the same room? (Or as Fox News is reporting...)

President Trump announced yesterday that he will postpone his State of the Union address, due to the government shutdown. Oh, yeah, I'm sure it had everything to do with the shutdown and nothing to do with the fact that you'd have to write a speech. --Seth Meyers

Today was the 34th day of the government shutdown or, as Fox News is reporting, "How come we never see Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and ISIS in the same room?" --Seth Meyers

According to the author of the new Trump tell-all book Team of Vipers, speaker Paul Ryan once attempted to explain a healthcare bill to Trump when the president suddenly got up, walked out of the briefing and began watching television in another room. Now, I have heard Paul Ryan speak, okay, and I never thought I would say this, I have to side with the president on this one. Ryan’s boring. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Trump’s lifelong dream is to be the first man to go bankrupt on Mars (Team of Vipers)

Now there’s another tell-all book written by another Trump staffer called “Team of Vipers.” According to the author, Trump told, right after he took office, Trump told NASA he wanted them to land a man on Mars during his first term in office and offered to give them all the money they could ever need in two or three years to make it happen. Trump’s lifelong dream is to be the first man to go bankrupt on Mars. --Jimmy Kimmel

And actually I think this is a good idea. We should give NASA all the money they need to send a man to Mars, and that man should be Donald Trump. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”