Y'all giving out free trips to Jamaica? (All Crocs are special)

Designer brand Yves Saint Laurent has released a new line of jewelry that includes penis earrings. Said lesbians -- "Ugh, earrings." --Seth Meyers and Jenny

The ACLU has filed a lawsuit on behalf of a Philadelphia-born man who says he was detained for three weeks while ICE agents tried to deport him to Jamaica. "Said black people -- 'Y'all giving out free trips to Jamaica?'" --Seth Meyers and Amber

Scottish Parliament officially changed the name of 'gingerbread men' to 'gingerbread people' to make them gender-neutral. "And that's great. But they leave crumbs everywhere and they don't wear pants, so I'm pretty sure they're men." Seth Meyers and Jenny

According to a recent article, a movie is in the works about the life of Rosa Parks. "The article was originally on the front page, but it was asked to move to the back." --Seth Meyers and Amber

Rapper Post Malone announced that he has designed a special pair of Crocs. "Said lesbians -- 'All Crocs are special.'" --Seth Meyers and Jenny

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