The New York Times reported that the FBI investigated Donald Trump because they thought he might be a secret Russian spy, which I'm sorry is just crazy and not because he wouldn't do it. But because Donald Trump would be the world's worst spy, no one would hire him. He can't be a spy, he doesn't even have an inside voice. Spies are known for blending in. If there's one thing Trump doesn't do is blend in. Red tie, orange skin, blond hair. The the only place Trump is blending in is in a jar of Starburst. --Trevor Noah, The Daily Show
The longest government shutdown in American history is still going. It is now day 26 and the effects continue to pile up the Coast Guard isn't getting paid, imports aren't getting through customs and things have gotten so desperate that the Pentagon has been downgraded to a square. --Trevor Noah, The Daily Show
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