six months before the deal Reagan used Oliver North's shredder to make coleslaw (that'll get you impeached)

"Wasilla, Alaska is so small if you pick up the guide book, it's called 'Things to do in Wasilla.' If you pick up a copy of that guide book and open it up, things to do in Wasilla, it reads, you're doing it. That's it. That's all you can do." --David Letterman

"Here's what we know about Ann Coulter. She's blonde, she's single, and well, maybe someone will set her up with O.J." --David Letterman

"And they say that Barack Obama now is a little down in the polls. Now this is a surprise, because after they announced the vice presidential candidate, they were hoping to get that Joe Biden bounce. Now don't confuse that Joe Biden bounce with a Bill Clinton bounce -- that'll get you impeached." --David Letterman

The special prosecutor looking into the Iran-Contra affair, the big arms for hostages swap, now believes that former President Ronald Reagan did know about the arms for hostages transaction. Not only that, he said that Reagan knew about the ensuing cover-up. And listen to this, six months before the deal Reagan used Oliver North's shredder to make coleslaw. --David Letterman

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