A picture of an egg became the most liked Instagram post ever with over 30 million likes. The egg is so popular, Democrats are begging it to run in 2020. --Jimmy Fallon
That's right, the government shutdown is now the longest in U.S. history. I'm not saying things are bleak, but right now, Washington, D.C., looks like an abandoned Toys 'R' Us. --Jimmy Fallon
It's not good. TSA agents aren't getting paid, and one of them said that morale is approaching "rock bottom." You can tell TSA agents are depressed 'cause when they see mouthwash in your carry on, they drink it. --Jimmy Fallon
There's another big story that came out, that back in 2017, the FBI started investigating whether Trump was secretly working for Russia. When asked if Trump ever worked for him, Vladimir Putin said, "No, he was more like unpaid intern." --Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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