NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs New York Rangers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs New York Rangers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs New York Rangers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs New York Rangers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

That’s right I do suck, but I also have a lot of free time (dizzy chicken with some mashed potatoes)

I think rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It's a strange piece of machinery. We will take the chicken, kill it, and impale it and then rotate it and I'll be damned if I'm not hungry. Because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water. I like dizzy chicken with some mashed potatoes. --Mitch Hedberg

I work at this club in Nashville. I wasn't getting very many laughs so the club owner took me aside and said since I wasn’t getting many laughs I would have to vacuum the club after the show. It was embarrassing. So I told the next audience, “Hey you guys gotta start laughing, otherwise don’t drop anything.” --Mitch Hedberg

Some comedy clubs they have comment cards and those are rude. I don't like them. People write down what they thought of the show and sometimes people write negative things and that's not necessary. One card said, “Mitch Sucks!” And up above that comment is their name and address. That’s right I do suck, but I also have a lot of free time. --Mitch Hedberg

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

No, he was more like unpaid intern (Democrats are begging it to run in 2020)

A picture of an egg became the most liked Instagram post ever with over 30 million likes. The egg is so popular, Democrats are begging it to run in 2020. --Jimmy Fallon

That's right, the government shutdown is now the longest in U.S. history. I'm not saying things are bleak, but right now, Washington, D.C., looks like an abandoned Toys 'R' Us. --Jimmy Fallon

It's not good. TSA agents aren't getting paid, and one of them said that morale is approaching "rock bottom." You can tell TSA agents are depressed 'cause when they see mouthwash in your carry on, they drink it. --Jimmy Fallon

There's another big story that came out, that back in 2017, the FBI started investigating whether Trump was secretly working for Russia. When asked if Trump ever worked for him, Vladimir Putin said, "No, he was more like unpaid intern." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Then he apologized to his wife, Liza Minnelli (Lenny Bruce, prophet)

"Senator Larry Craig gave a press conference today where he said, I'm not gay, I've never been that way. Then he apologized to his wife, Liza Minnelli." --Jay Leno

"There's another scandal in Washington. One of the senator's from Idaho, Larry Craig, was arrested in airport men's room. Gives new meaning to the word 'caucusing.'" --David Letterman

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Lenny Bruce, Prophet (a really nice lady named Isis)

Facebook is under fire because, during last year’s election, Facebook sold lots of ad space to Russia. Facebook said the problem has been fixed. Now they’re selling that ad space to a really nice lady named Isis. –Conan O’Brien

The U.S. government has announced a deal to sell 18 fighter jets to Canada. The jets will help Canada protect itself from its most hated enemy: bad manners. –Conan O’Brien

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern #repealreplacerepublicans

Lenny Bruce, prophet ($300 tip)

"I guess you heard the big news. Governor Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, resigned today. He left his resignation on the night table with a $300 tip." --David Letterman

"Spitzer waited about the resignation and finally he had to. He couldn't get a pardon from Oprah, so he's gone." --David Letterman

"Four out of five New Yorkers wanted him to go. Four out of five New Yorkers said, no, get him out of here. Myself and the writers, we, of course, wanted him to stay." --David Letterman

"Maybe you can tell a very somber mood here in New York City. Am I right about that? As a matter of fact, even the hookers in Times Square were wearing the black armbands." --David Letterman

"But here's the deal, now Spitzer will have to pay women to call him governor." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats