Dick Cheney bobble head dolls (War. Sure. That's free)

"Well here's sad news. Dick Cheney, the former vice president of the United States, was hospitalized over the weekend. This guy has been in the hospital so many times, the cafeteria has named a sandwich after him." –David Letterman

"Dick Cheney is O.K. Earlier today, he was up and sneering. So he's fine." –David Letterman

"You remember Vice President Dick Cheney? He's had like six or seven heart attacks. The poor guy was in the hospital over the weekend. He has been in the hospital so many times the gift shop is now selling Dick Cheney bobble head dolls." –David Letterman

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