the sperm is not only slower but when they reach the egg they just hang out and play video games (What do you think we value more?)

A new medical study I think this was just released very recently found that frequent marijuana use slows down sperm. Scientists say the sperm is not only slower but when they reach the egg they just hang out and play video games. --Conan O’Brien 3/19/2004

The presidential campaign is in full swing. Yesterday in California John Kerry made a speech announcing a plan to control gas prices. After hearing this President Bush said, “That's crazy! Only Dick Cheney can control gas prices.” --Conan O’Brien 3/30/2004

According to USA Today in the last few years the number of senior citizens using the Internet has increased by 47%. Which explains why the Internet's most popular nude photo is now Angela Lansbury. --Conan O’Brien 3/30/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”