"This week senators passed
a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited
ethics. Some of the new rules are pretty tough, like from now on, all bribe
money has to be in a clear plastic bag." --Jay Leno
"John
McCain, on the other hand. He looks like the guy that walks up to the mound to
settle down a young pitcher. John McCain looks like the guy who picks up his TV
remote when the phone rings." --David Letterman
"How
about the Democratic debate last night? How many folks saw the debate in Ohio? Hillary
Clinton now is trailing Barack Obama and she's
very desperate. Have you noticed this? She's starting to be desperate. Today
she accused Barack Obama of attending a party at Jose Canseco's house."
--David Letterman
"Bill Clinton's been
getting in the way of Hillary's campaign. Can you believe that? She's really
upset about it, so she's encouraged him to start dating again." --David
Letterman
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