"Ladies
and gentlemen, here is great news. Senator Larry Craig from
Idaho is looking for interns. What parent doesn't want to hear, 'Well guess
what, Dad, I got accepted into Larry Craig's intern program'? But if you're
interested, Larry Craig is now accepting applications from interns. Just slide
your resume under the stall." --David Letterman
"Barack Obama and Hillary
Clinton had yet another Democratic debate last night. This time it
was in Ohio. The big winner, of course, Fox's 'American Idol.'" --Jay Leno
"No,
Obama and Hillary argued last night over which candidate the Republicans are
most afraid of. Interesting. I don't want to take sides here, but I think it's
pretty obvious which candidate Republicans are most afraid of, John McCain." --Jay
Leno
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