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Showing posts with label Virginia Tech. Show all posts

Sunday, February 12, 2023

he doesn't look like the kind of guy who wins a lot of races (Smallpox & Friends)


Yesterday on Fox & Friends, host Peter Hegseth made a rather unusual admission on air. Hegseth, “I don’t think I have washed my hands in ten years. Germs are not a real thing. I can’t see them, therefore they are not real.” He hasn’t washed his hands in ten years? Now this is ironic, because every time I watch Fox News I need to take a shower. It’s a pretty shocking revelation but that does explain why the show Fox & Friends will be changing its name to Smallpox & Friends. --James Corden


“All Trump’s lawyers have been terrible. I mean first Giuliani, now these guys. Trump is really bad at picking an effective lawyer, which I chalk up as great news for Melania.” —James Corden


A tech company has launched an app that aims to help ranchers find the perfect breeding partner for their cattle. It’s basically Tinder for livestock. Yeah, I know. You thought regular Tinder was a meat market. --James Corden


After last night's New Hampshire primary it looks like Chris Christie is out, which isn't surprising — he doesn't look like the kind of guy who wins a lot of races. –James Corden


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Monday, April 2, 2018

A Little Trim (In just three easy steps!)



"President Bush went down to Virginia Tech to console these people. He said, 'There's no explaining why these things happen. I just wish there was someone I could bomb for you.'" --Bill Maher

"Also in the hot seat on the Democratic side is John Edwards. He's the one who talks a lot about poverty. Apparently, he got a $400 haircut. Now the other Democratic candidates are running away from haircuts. Hillary Clinton apparently cuts her own hair although she did once walk in on Bill getting a little trim." --Bill Maher

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html