Red Cult Blue Cult (tastes like plumber)

Earlier today Vice President Dick Cheney delivered a speech at the Republican Jewish coalition. There's a Republican Jewish coalition? Not surprisingly the group is made up entirely of Cheney's cardiologists. --Conan O’Brien 9/2/2004

Nintendo has teamed with Kellogg's to make a Mario Brothers cereal. Kellogg's promises that the Super Mario cereal will “taste like plumber.” –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That is the law of capitalism (it's been a big month for mushrooms)

April 2023

“I read about a runner who took third place in an ultramarathon and was later disqualified after admitting that she used a car. The saddest part is that she used a car and still came in third. She would have come in first, but she had to keep stopping for tiny cups of gas.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And for everyone who went a little too hard on 4/20, it's come back to Earth Day.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Well, speaking of Coachella, today the final weekend kicked off. Yep, so between Coachella and the new Super Mario movie, it's been a big month for mushrooms.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trump said, "Ugh! How long is it?" (Ken Jeong Tagalongs)

Former Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe's interview on "60 minutes" aired last night. When asked if he watched the show, Trump said, "Ugh! How long is it?" --Seth Meyers

A Girl Scout in Colorado has started selling boxes of Samoa cookies covered with a shirtless picture of Jason Momoa as "Aquaman," which she is calling "Momoa Samoas." And so far, they're selling a lot better than her "Ken Jeong Tagalongs." --Seth Meyers

An unopened copy of the 1985 video game "Super Mario Bros." recently sold at auction for over $100,000, and when the buyer's wife found out, she moved to another castle. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”