“Rudy Giuliani’s Masked Singer appearance? No headline has captured the national zeitgeist of existential dread combined with ridicu-stupo-lousiness better than this. That’s right – the criminal goon that we know for a fact is being investigated for trying to overthrow our democracy for his idiot emperor was yuckin’ it up on a reality show! Fox has not revealed what Giuliani sang for his ‘swan song’ or what his costume was, but it’s safe to assume he was a jackass. A lot of people were upset by the reveal, but it may not be the producers’ fault. It’s possible that Rudy got drunk and wandered on to the Fox lot and passed out in a costume. Even people on the show disagreed with the decision to cast Giuliani; upon Giuliani’s reveal, according to Deadline, judges Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke left the stage in protest. Or they left in terror. I mean, one of the most chilling phrases in the English language is ‘surprise, it’s Rudy Giuliani!’” —Stephen Colbert
“That’s right, the criminal goon that we know for a fact is being investigated for trying to overthrow our democracy for his idiot emperor was yukking it up on a reality show. There hasn’t been anything this shocking since Lee Harvey Oswald made a guest appearance on ‘Gilligan’s Island.’” —Stephen Colbert
“Now, if you’re not familiar with ‘The Masked Singer,’ congratulations.” —Stephen Colbert
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