Red Cult Blue Cult (tastes like plumber)

Earlier today Vice President Dick Cheney delivered a speech at the Republican Jewish coalition. There's a Republican Jewish coalition? Not surprisingly the group is made up entirely of Cheney's cardiologists. --Conan O’Brien 9/2/2004

Nintendo has teamed with Kellogg's to make a Mario Brothers cereal. Kellogg's promises that the Super Mario cereal will “taste like plumber.” –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Coming in second, Cindy Hitler (He now faces three counts of impersonating a wife)

The granddaughter of Italian dictator Bonito Mussolini won Italy's version of Celebrity Big Brother. Coming in second, Cindy Hitler. —Greg Gutfeld

A cult leader has been indicted on charges for controlling followers through fear, forced labor, and sex. He now faces three counts of impersonating a wife. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Aw man, they’re gonna blame me for this, too! (his approval rating is the only thing inflation hasn’t touched)

June 2022

“According to a new poll, President Biden’s approval rating is at 40 percent. Meaning that his approval rating is the only thing inflation hasn’t touched.” —Seth Meyers

“The K-pop group BTS announced yesterday that they are going on an indefinite hiatus. Said President Biden, ‘Aw man, they’re gonna blame me for this, too!’” —Seth Meyers

“Another South Carolina incumbent, Representative Nancy Mace, who refused to join Trump loyalists in discrediting the 2020 election, survived a challenge from a Trump-backed candidate. Her opponent, Katie Arrington, conceded her race by apologizing to Trump: ‘Sir, I’m sorry I couldn’t give you the birthday present that I wanted to give to you, but you will always be my No 45, my No 46.’ I don’t know why anyone would think Trump supporters are a cult. It’s just a normal woman apologizing to Trump for losing her election on his birthday. It’s not a cult! This is a very normal thing. ‘Please forgive me, dear leader’ – normal, so normal.” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”