According to new data, America's teen birth rate fell to a record low last year. And nobody's more relieved than me and my girlfriend. —Greg Gutfeld
A New York pet company is willing to pay up to $1,000 an hour for someone willing to sniff dog breath. The title is Joy Behar's assistant. —Greg Gutfeld
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
According to one released e-mail, Jeffrey Epstein claimed that he was "the one able to take Trump down,” which is pretty big talk for a guy who lost to a bed sheet. —Michael Che
Netflix is producing a sequel to the 1990s "Cosby Show" spinoff "A Different World” about students at an HBCU, which, of course, stands for “Help! Bill Cosby's Undressing!” —Michael Che
The U.S. Mint this week stop producing new pennies. It doesn’t make sense. —Michael Che
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
“I am surprised at Trump pleading the fifth. Trump was like, ‘I’m not saying anything self-incriminating – that’s what my rallies are for.’ In the past, Trump has said that only guilty people and mobsters plead the fifth, to which the FBI said: ‘So … which one are you?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“The FBI searched Mar-a-Lago after a confidential informer told them which documents Trump had and where he was keeping them. Right now, Rudy Giuliani is thinking, ‘Oh crap, did I butt-dial the FBI again?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“No one knows who it is, but Eric Trump just started wearing a pin that says ‘FBI’s lil helper.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“And a federal court ruled that Trump must hand over his tax returns to Congress. Americans are like, ‘his taxes? God, that was like 10 scandals ago.’ At this point, there are more Trump investigations than there are streaming platforms.” —Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
