How many of you will play yourself? (nobody's more relieved than me and my girlfriend)

 

According to new data, America's teen birth rate fell to a record low last year. And nobody's more relieved than me and my girlfriend. —Greg Gutfeld    

A New York pet company is willing to pay up to $1,000 an hour for someone willing to sniff dog breath. The title is Joy Behar's assistant. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 
and Orwell’s 1984.”

You're not MAGA! (my gorgeous new boots/my sneaker collection)

According to a new report, China's birth rate has dropped to its lowest level since 1949. Experts believe the decreasing number of Chinese children could have a devastating effect on my sneaker collection. —Michael Che

A memorial service was held in San Francisco for Claude, a beloved albino alligator at the California Academy of Sciences that recently died. But his memory will live on in my gorgeous new boots. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”