“I am surprised at Trump pleading the fifth. Trump was like, ‘I’m not saying anything self-incriminating – that’s what my rallies are for.’ In the past, Trump has said that only guilty people and mobsters plead the fifth, to which the FBI said: ‘So … which one are you?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“The FBI searched Mar-a-Lago after a confidential informer told them which documents Trump had and where he was keeping them. Right now, Rudy Giuliani is thinking, ‘Oh crap, did I butt-dial the FBI again?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“No one knows who it is, but Eric Trump just started wearing a pin that says ‘FBI’s lil helper.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“And a federal court ruled that Trump must hand over his tax returns to Congress. Americans are like, ‘his taxes? God, that was like 10 scandals ago.’ At this point, there are more Trump investigations than there are streaming platforms.” —Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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