Hey man, that’s the key to every party (Basic needs of Americans)

An analyst for Time magazine says the key to the survival of the Republican Party is bringing in young women. When told this, Bill Clinton said, "Hey man, that’s the key to every party." –Conan O’Brien

"This weekend, President Bush gave a speech honoring Abraham Lincoln's birthday. There was an awkward moment when Bush referred to Lincoln as 'the guy who invented the penny.'" --Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

How many of you will play yourself? (which is pretty big talk for a guy who lost to a bed sheet)

According to one released e-mail, Jeffrey Epstein claimed that he was "the one able to take Trump down,” which is pretty big talk for a guy who lost to a bed sheet. —Michael Che

Netflix is producing a sequel to the 1990s "Cosby Show" spinoff "A Different World” about students at an HBCU, which, of course, stands for “Help! Bill Cosby's Undressing!” —Michael Che

The U.S. Mint this week stop producing new pennies. It doesn’t make sense. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”