It's our job to do the exact opposite (Larry Kudlow’s beach bash has been cancelled)

In fiscal year 2025, the Coast Guard seized half a million pounds of cocaine. In related news, Larry Kudlow’s beach bash has been cancelled. —Greg Gutfeld

On Sunday, Bill Clinton attended the New York City Marathon to cheer his daughter, Chelsea. Bill supported the female runners by chasing them for the last four miles. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Think corporations can't afford a minimum wage of $15 hour? (without the high of 10,000 orgasms)

Hey, marathons, if I wanted to waste my day watching someone travel 26 miles by foot, I'd binge-watch "The Lord of the Rings." Frodo needs a Gatorade! --Seth Meyers

Marathon weekend is like any other weekend in New York City, except the people going to the bathroom on the street are in much better shape. --Seth Meyers

Also, soda without the caffeine? That's like asking for heroin without the high of 10,000 orgasms. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The woman could face up to seven years in jail, which is 49 in dog years (Oh, no! They're going to vote!)

A woman in Texas was recently arrested after robbing a convenience store while wearing an unusual disguise. She was wearing an oversized dog’s head costume. The woman could face up to seven years in jail, which is 49 in dog years. --James Corden

The New York City Marathon was yesterday, and President Trump freaked out because he thought the caravan was here. Trump was like, "Oh, no! Oh, no! They're going to vote!" --Seth Meyers

The midterm elections are tomorrow, and Democrats would have to flip 23 Republican seats to take control of the House. And if that happens, President Trump will flip Paul Ryan. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”