Thanks for connecting the dots for me Matlock (the wrong questions)

But at least a few Dems have learned something from the past 10 years, besides how to be a drag queen. Last month a centrist leaning Democratic Think Tank held a retreat to figure out how to make ‘normal people’ vote Democrat again. 

Their mission statement quote, “activist groups and progressive staffers push unpopular cultural positions making it seem like Dems are more extreme than they actually are. Activists and activist groups promote their single issue and raise money around it not to make Democrats electable.”

So wait, you mean castrating little boys isn't popular and that it's not cool to watch men beat up girls in sports sometimes sending them to the hospital, or that Americans don't want to bring in millions of illegals and make excuses for the ones who kill people. Well dip me in dog **** and call me a fudgesicle. Thanks for connecting the dots for me Matlock. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That's like 'American Idol' being beaten by a rerun of 'Matlock.' (so it's been a while)

"And Governor Sarah Palin said, yes, she did watch Tina Fey portray her in that skit on Saturday Night Live, but she said she watched it with the volume turned down. Oh shut up! That's right up there with all the other political phrases, isn't it? Remember Clinton's, 'I smoked, but I didn't inhale'? John Kerry, 'I was for it before I was against it,' and John McCain's, 'I've fallen and I can't get up.'" --Jay Leno 

"No, Sarah Palin made some interesting points last night. She said when she was Governor of Alaska she got rid of the state s luxury jet and put it on eBay. Ironically, do you know who bought it? John and Cindy McCain." --Jay Leno

"It surprised me. It looks like John McCain's speech last week beat Barack Obama's speech in the ratings. Isn't that amazing? Honest to God. That's like 'American Idol' being beaten by a rerun of 'Matlock.'" --Jay Leno

  

"John McCain arrived in Minnesota today. The last time McCain stopped in that state he was shooting buffalo from a train, so it's been a while." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That's like American Idol being beaten by a rerun of Matlock (See what I'm saying?)

"It surprised me. It looks like John McCain's speech last week beat Barack Obama's speech in the ratings. Isn't that amazing? Honest to God. That's like 'American Idol' being beaten by a rerun of 'Matlock.'" --Jay Leno



They say that John McCain's biggest challenge is to convince people that he's not George W. Bush. Hey, just the fact he went to Vietnam shows he's not George W. Bush." --Jay Leno



" A lot of people now are criticizing Governor Sarah Palin for her lack of foreign policy experience. They say she won't be able to deal with other countries. But is that a big deal? I mean, hey, how many foreign countries even talk to us anymore? See what I'm saying?" --Jay Leno



http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #FeeltheBern @justicedems @BrandNew535

He's now in favor of waterboarding (How to distance yourself from Vietnam)

"Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had another big debate last night. It was good. And Clinton accused Obama of plagiarism. Obama denied that what he did was plagiarism. You know, look, I don't want to comment on that. But you've gotta admit, wouldn't it be great to one day have a president that could pronounce words like 'plagiarism'?" --Jay Leno

"Now that he is the Republican frontrunner, it looks like John McCain has changed his position on torture. He's now in favor of waterboarding, but only in very limited cases -- like if you're editor of the New York Times." --Jay Leno

"The New York Times alleging that John McCain had an inappropriate relationship with a young female lobbyist. I haven't seen McCain this angry since 'Matlock' was canceled." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html