And I respect that, from a labor perspective (Thank God I'm not a taxpayer!)

"Yesterday the Supreme Court lifted the ban on same-sex marriage in Kansas. They didn't give a reason for the ruling, but then again when a state is famous for a Judy Garland musical about a rainbow and a wizard who comes out of a closet, do you really need an excuse?" –Jimmy Fallon

A new report finds that protecting Donald Trump and his family is costing New York City taxpayers over a $1 million a day. Then Trump was like, “Thank God I'm not a taxpayer!” –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I said ‘Tom Cruise.’ (do you really need an excuse?)

Marriott reached a $12 billion deal to buy Starwood Hotels and

Resorts, which now makes Marriott the world's biggest hotel

chain. At first the deal only cost $9 billion, but then they

celebrated with a tiny bottle of champagne from the minibar,

which made it $12 billion. –Jimmy Fallon

"Yesterday the Supreme Court lifted the ban on same-sex marriage

in Kansas. They didn't give a reason for the ruling, but then again

when a state is famous for a Judy Garland musical about a

rainbow and a wizard who comes out of a closet, do you really

need an excuse?" –Jimmy Fallon

Ted Cruz is actually being considered by Donald Trump to be

attorney general. Though it will be pretty awkward when he shows

up on his first day of work and Trump goes, “I said ‘Tom Cruise.’”

–Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They got money for war but can't feed the poor (do you really need an excuse?)

"There are reports that leaders from ISIS and al-Qaida met at a farmhouse in Syria last week, and agreed to work together against their common enemies. That story again: Two radical terrorist groups managed to do what two American political parties cannot." –Jimmy Fallon

"Yesterday the Supreme Court lifted the ban on same-sex marriage in Kansas. They didn't give a reason for the ruling, but then again when a state is famous for a Judy Garland musical about a rainbow and a wizard who comes out of a closet, do you really need an excuse?" –Jimmy Fallon

"After a six-year battle, the Senate will vote next week to begin construction on the Keystone XL pipeline, which is an oil pipeline that runs from Canada to the Gulf Coast. They're hoping the pipeline will provide enough oil to cover Kim Kardashian's next photo shoot." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections

"Yesterday the Supreme Court lifted the ban on same-sex marriage in Kansas. They didn't give a reason for the ruling, but then again when a state is famous for a Judy Garland musical about a rainbow and a wizard who comes out of a closet, do you really need an excuse?" –Jimmy Fallon



"We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections." –David Letterman